Solid Professors Zen Life Teaching Stories.
Iron Rod Worksite. Before forklift is invented. Workers have to manually load iron rods into lorries. A Worker can only load 7kg a day. Going home very tired. Professor: "I can make Your daily workloads from 7kg to 14kg a day." So He asks Worker A to load. Others rest 15 minutes. Then Worker B to load. Others rest 15 minutes. And so on. Objective of 14kg is achieved.
(*Companies must understand even AI - Artificial Intelligence Robots need foods energies powers & rest maintenance to achieve peak performances. Least say Humans Workers.)
Economics Class. Take out a $10 money note. Throw it on the ground. Step many times on it. Take up & crumble it. Professor: "who still want it? Everyone, right? Why? Because it still has value."
(*Person is still loved by GOD JEHOVAH PROGRAM no matters what He been through. Why? Because He still has Zen Value.)
Life Story. A professor inside boat to Boat Rower: "do You know mathematics? Since you don't. 10% of life wastes..... Do You know physics? Since you don't. Another 10% of life wastes....." Finally Boat Rower: "do you know swimming?..... Since you don't. 100% of life wastes. Because boat is sinking."
(*do You know BBA - business degree? Since You don't. Most likely You are not interested to founder setup a business. What are funs of working life then?)
Chemistry Class. With a Pail. Professor: "can You fill the Pail further? (Put in big rocks.) (Put in small pebbles.) (Put in sands.) (Put in waters.) (Put in salts.) (Put in carbon dioxide.) (Shrink Technology all the contents inside the pail.) (Repeat above steps plus Teleport Technology all the contents to a big tank.) (Create an AI - Artificial Intelligence Server with many Robot Professors with many pails. Repeat steps.) (Put all above Steps in a YouTube Video. Repeat Playback at Super Forward Speeds.)"
(*You can always improve all Solutions further. Continous Zen Improvements all the time. Better/Faster.)
Philosphy Class. Professor: "I want everyone of You to write Your name on a balloon. Now put all balloons in a room. Can anyone finds His balloon? But if everyone gets a balloon & give that balloon to that person. Everyone finds His balloon. Life is also like that. We cannot find Our Own Happpiness. But if We give Other People Happpiness to Everyone. Everyone finds His Happiness."
(*finding Zen Happiness is about giving to Others.)
Literature Class. Class goes to fish market. See a sign 'Fish Sell Here.' Professor: "I want You People to remove all unnecessary words from this sign." Student 1: "Fish Sell. Here word is obvious." Student 2: "Fish. Everyone knows what seller is selling." Student 3: "(no word). Everyone can smell the fishes."
(*Too Many Words cannot. No word cannot. Zen Optimum Words. Cstan98 No False Stroke No Waste Movements Writing Stroke. The me Cstan98: "Fishes!!!")
Chemistry Class. Professor: "tell me the Formula of Water". 8 Years Old: "H To O = H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O."
(*8 Years Old is right also. He is not taught it is H Two O or H To O? Zen Guide Your Little Children fast. They should have gotten a BBA degree by age 8. Then decide to do another degree based on their interests like computer science/engineering/psychology/.....)
Jurong Town Primary 4. Malay Female Teacher (Professor to me then): "I want you to buy a Handwriting Practice Book. I am marking Your Handwritings. (After a few days.) Now You are ready."
(*me Cstan98 owe lots of my Exam Success to this Teacher. It is because of Zen Foundations of Good Handwritings that all my Examiners give me very high marks for Handwritings They understand.)
Hwa Chong Junior College Chemisry Class. Teacher (Professor to me then): "what is needed in Hydrogen Bonding?" The me Cstan98 (not prepared for Tutorial): "Hydrogen needs to be present."
(*me Cstan98 only study before Exams/Tests. The me Cstan98 goes Tutorials Classes to copy answers for my before Exams/Tests Studies. Actually You can Zen Answers all Questions if You try hard enough.)
History Class. Professor: "which type of airplanes attack Pearl Harbour?" Student: "Japanese Planes."
(*who need to know details like what type of cows are used to produce milk We drink? You just Zen Eat.)
Reunion. Many working students go back to visit their Univeristy. Students: "life is tough. We cannot buy big house/expensive clothings/porche car/....." Tea Cups are brought for the Students to drink coffee. Professor: "life is like coffee. You need not fancy expenseive tea cups to enjoy Life Coffee."
(*go straight for Zen Essential Things like Foods = Daily Delicious Foods. Sex = Daily Good Monogamy Wife Companionship. ZPT50 = Daily Natural High From Cstan98 Website + Weekly Movies.)
Philosophy Class. Put a table on top of each table. Professor: "write an essay not thinking about the table." Best Student: "what table? (Two Words Essay.)"
(*What Internet? What Keyboard? What Story? What Cstan98 Website You talking about? This Zen Life World everythings are temporary energies changes.)