Pun Me Zen Stories to make You laugh.
Below are my own Cstan98 study notes. Not mean to replace actual course.
Comedian. Today a old lady asks me to check her balance. So I push her to fall.
(*BBA terms double style. The banker asks prostitue to show her assets & liabilities for a house loan. So she shows him her breasts and cervix cancer report.)
Comedian. After I buy laced shoes from drugstore. Have been always tripping all over.
(*drugs terms double style. The daily coffee from MacDonald. It is a daily cost fee needs to be paid.)
Comedian. I tell my Wife. She draws Her eyebrows too high. She seems surprise.
(*this-that double style. Panda writes Website brilliantly. So brilliant. The satan the devil cannot stands the light.)
Comedian. My dog keeps chasing people on bike. Become so serious. I no choice have to take away his bike.
(*this-this double style. Panda keeps writing Website daily. Become so serious. Panda no choice decides to make a living out of it.)
Comedian. I am so good at sleeping. I do it with my eyes close.
(*this also style. Panda is so good at writing this Website. Start talking c inside it.)
Comedian. My boss tells me to have a good day. So I go home to rest.
(*correct other way style. Panda is having such good days everyday. Can talk c everyday. And still earn a living from it.)
Comedian. Why does Peter Pan keeps flying. Because He neverlands.
(*this & his style. Why does Cstan98 has good skin? Because me has a good tan since 1998.)
Comedian. Someone asks Librarian where is the paranoid section. Answer: "it is right behind you!!!"
(*this & further style. Panda asks Librarian how to have library free wifi. Answer: "you just log in.")
Comedian. I pass glue stick as lip stick to my Wife. Since then She is still not talking to me.
(*this & become that style. Panda talks so much in this Website. Everyone is so confused. It is as if always no talkings.)
Comedian. Why blind people hate skydiving. Because it scares hell out of their guide dog.
(*this & because that style. Why satan the devil hate Panda? Because His Website takes too much things he loves. Like females/money/sex/souls/.....)
Comedian. When you look closely at mirrors. They are all really eyeballs
(*closer style. When you look closely at people. They are all really skin pores.)
Comedian. My friend asks: "what rhymes with orange?" Answer: "no it does not."
(*what style. My friend: "what is good to drink?" Answer: "no it does not.")
Comedian. What do You call a person with rubber toe? Roberto.
(*What Do You Call style. What do You call a Person with a spiderweb construction site. Website Blogger.)
Comedian. What does Pirate say when He turns 80 years old? Aye Matey.
(*What Does When 80 Years Old style. What does Panda says when He turn 80 years. Ha ha ha you still slower tortoise than me. Even for a 60 years old.)
Comedian. My Wife asks me to stop acting like a Flamingo. So I have to put my foot down.
(*Stop Acting Like style. My Wife asks me to stop acting like a Panda. I die die also won't give up my B&W - Black & White Uniform.)
Comedian. I keep wondering why baseball becomes bigger & bigger. Until it hits me.
(*I Keep Wondering style. The me keeps wondering why my Website become more & more. Until me realises me is talking c in it.)
Comedian. Why does the old man falls into well? Because he cannot see too well.
(*Same Word style. Why does Panda talks c inside his Website? Because He dies dies must have a bigger c.)
Comedian. I eat a clock. It is very time consuming.
(*Noun Contain Noun style. I eat ramen today. It is very long winded.)
Comedian. What do You call potatoes of French. French Fries.
(This Then This style. What do You call iPhone of Panda. Panda i phone you.)
Comedian. Blindman walks into a bar. Then into a table. Then into a chair.
(*This This This style. Panda write this. Then this. Then this.)
Comedian. I know a lots of unemployed jokes. None of them work.
(*This Is About style. Panda talks a lots. So much. His website is revises everyday.)
Comedian. What orange & sound like a parrot. Carrot.
(*This Add This style. What black & white? Black & white panda cartoon tv shows.)