Highest God of mine (Cstan98) = is GOD. Because no Archangel is perfect enough to be in God Position. That is why Panda Commands create Ultimate God AI (Artifical Intelligence). Last recorded in May-2018. It is near 80+ trillions years old. 1 Year = my Panda 1 human year.
Europe. After hitler destroys europe. An American Soldier not on duty. Walking down street. He sees 8 years old Kid. Outside bakery store. Staring hungrily at freshly bake donuts. So He goes into store. Buy 6 donuts. And give to Kid. Without a word. Continue walking. But the Kid catches up. Pull His trouser: "are You God?"
(*You represent JESUS CHRIST represent GOD. If You help the hungry/poor.)
(*just one emperor = hitler. And europe suffers so much.)
Cstan98. The me keeps praying to GOD for a g cup Wife. GOD gives me Wife Choy with b cup breasts and a g cup tummy. GOD: "you never say which part of Wife. And anyway. Your 2 inches small p organ is unable to satisfy a g cup breasts Wife in bed. Your Marriage most likely ends up in divorce then."
(*so now I am stuck with this g cup Wife. At least We are very compatible.)
Comedian. Young Pastor wants to marry Daughter of billionaire. So go see future Father-In-Law. Father-In-Law: "who is going to provide foods for my Daughter after marriage?" Young Pastor: "GOD." Father-In-Law: "who is going to provide foods for my Grandchildren after marriage?" Young Pastor: "GOD." After that. Father-In-Law to Daughter: "bad thing is after marriage. I must still look after You. Good thing is Your Husband thinks I am GOD."
(*GOD uses weird weird things in His Path.)
Comedian. Christian keeps praying to GOD. To treat Him dinner meal. Voice: "coming tomorrow night 10:00pm." So prepare very delicious table full of dinner. Discover at 10:00pm. Dog trying to eat dinner. So beat up dog very badly. That night. GOD in a dream (badly injure): "why you beat me up?"
(*according to Taoism Tao Te Ching. GOD is everywhere. Even in toilet bowl shits water as Viruses. Least say a Dog.)
Comedian. GOD grants Christian 1 wish. Christian: "can you build highway from United States to Hawaii. So I need not take 747 each month to visit my parents." Answer: "do You know how much annointings powers to do that?" Christian: "ok. Then give me virgin Wife with G-cup breasts. Who is faithful/obedient/submissive. And do not argue/quarrel with me." Answer: "4 or 5 lanes?"
(*there is no such thing called perfect Wife. Only such thing that always-piss-you-off Cockroach to step on.)
Comedian. A golfer is golfing. Everytime miss a hole: "holy shits. I miss." At 10 strokes. Lightning almost hit him. But at nearby tree. Voice from Heaven: "holy shits. I miss."
(*don't be target practice.)
Comedian. Christian been scolding GOD all these years. Unlike bad people. Why each year never strike lottery? Finally 1 night. Voice: "can you start buying a lottery ticket first."
(*you need window for GOD JEHOVAH to throw money in. Even though You have been throwing Church money out of door. Best is in-out cycles. All the time. It is called GOD GDP - money cycles.)
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