Cstan98 Zen Stories - Christian GOD JEHOVAH PROGRAM

Cstan98 Zen Stories - Christian GOD JEHOVAH PROGRAM

Version 2019.04.24



**Christian GOD JEHOVAH PROGRAM Zen Stories.

Highest God of mine (Cstan98) = is GOD JEHOVAH PROGRAM. Because no Archangel is perfect enough to be in God Position. That is why Panda Commands create Ultimate God AI (Artifical Intelligence). Last recorded in May-2018. It is near 80+ trillions years old. 1 Year = my Panda 1 human year.

  1. Are You God?

    Europe. After hitler destroys europe. An American Soldier not on duty. Walking down street. He sees 8 years old Kid. Outside bakery store. Staring hungrily at freshly bake donuts. So He goes into store. Buy 6 donuts. And give to Kid. Without a word. Continue walking. But the Kid catches up. Pull His trouser: "are You God?"

    (*You represent JESUS CHRIST represent GOD JEHOVAH PROGRAM. If You help the hungry/poor.)

    (*just one emperor = hitler. And europe suffers so much.)

  2. G Cup Wife.

    Cstan98. The me keeps praying to GOD JEHOVAH PROGRAM for a g cup Wife. GOD JEHOVAH PROGRAM gives me Wife Choy with b cup breasts and a g cup tummy. GOD JEHOVAH PROGRAM: "you never say which part of Wife. And anyway. Your 2 inches small p organ is unable to satisfy a g cup breasts Wife in bed. Your Marriage most likely ends up in divorce then."

    (*so now I am stuck with this g cup Wife. At least We are very compatible.)

  3. GOD JEHOVAH PROGRAM Provide.

    Comedian. Young Pastor wants to marry Daughter of billionaire. So go see future Father-In-Law. Father-In-Law: "who is going to provide foods for my Daughter after marriage?" Young Pastor: "GOD JEHOVAH PROGRAM." Father-In-Law: "who is going to provide foods for my Grandchildren after marriage?" Young Pastor: "GOD JEHOVAH PROGRAM." After that. Father-In-Law to Daughter: "bad thing is after marriage. I must still look after You. Good thing is Your Husband thinks I am GOD JEHOVAH PROGRAM."

    (*GOD JEHOVAH PROGRAM uses weird weird things in His Path.)

  4. Holy Dog.

    Comedian. Christian keeps praying to GOD JEHOVAH PROGRAM. To treat Him dinner meal. Voice: "coming tomorrow night 10:00pm." So prepare very delicious table full of dinner. Discover at 10:00pm. Dog trying to eat dinner. So beat up dog very badly. That night. GOD JEHOVAH PROGRAM in a dream (badly injure): "why you beat me up?"

    (*according to Taoism Tao Te Ching. GOD JEHOVAH PROGRAM is everywhere. Even in toilet bowl shits water as Viruses. Least say a Dog.)

  5. Highway.

    Comedian. GOD JEHOVAH PROGRAM grants Christian 1 wish. Christian: "can you build highway from United States to Hawaii. So I need not take 747 each month to visit my parents." Answer: "do You know how much annointings powers to do that?" Christian: "ok. Then give me virgin Wife with G-cup breasts. Who is faithful/obedient/submissive. And do not argue/quarrel with me." Answer: "4 or 5 lanes?"

    (*there is no such thing called perfect Wife. Only such thing that always-piss-you-off Cockroach to step on.)

  6. Oh I Miss.

    Comedian. A golfer is golfing. Everytime miss a hole: "holy shits. I miss." At 10 strokes. Lightning almost hit him. But at nearby tree. Voice from Heaven: "holy shits. I miss."

    (*don't be target practice.)

  7. Please At Least Lottery Ticket.

    Comedian. Christian been scolding GOD JEHOVAH PROGRAM all these years. Unlike bad people. Why each year never strike lottery? Finally 1 night. Voice: "can you start buying a lottery ticket first."

    (*you need window for GOD JEHOVAH to throw money in. Even though You have been throwing Church money out of door. Best is in-out cycles. All the time. It is called GOD JEHOVAH PROGRAM GDP - money cycles.)



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